I underestimated your laziness.” “It’s pronounced intelligence, Kirk.

You know, you’re kind of a badass.” “Please, if I had balls they’d be bigger than yours.

Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?

You have a certain charm, believe it or not. That, and you feed me.

I solved world hunger.”
“Yeah, right.”
“Oh, ye of little faith.”
“You realize that solving world hunger would mean you’d be doing something good for a change?”
“Ah, but there’s the kicker: I destroyed my solutions.” He finally looks away from the window and gives me this cocky smirk. “Malevolence 101, Kirk.

I’m going to kill you, you know.