The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age.Nothing does --- except wrinkles.It's true,some wines improves with age.But only if the grapes were good in the first place

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

If you want a place in the sun you've got to put up with a few blisters.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself.

The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

If you want a place in the sun you've got to put up with a few blisters.

A church is a hospital for sinners not a museum for saints.

Accept every blind date you can get even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

If you want a place in the sun you've got to put up with a few blisters.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.